omg i gotta do something bout this layout

bubonickitten: help, i can’t stop laughing

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:25:42 -0400

help, i can’t stop laughing

pastalad: pastalad: so this morning my dad said “hey we got some tomatos” and i walk into the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:21:35 -0400

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

newtitties: tardismyoldgirl: are we just not gonna talk about...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:59:27 -0400

newtitties:

tardismyoldgirl:

are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?

that’s the power of the gay

dranoparty: for christmas my mom got me a shirt with something...

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:59:01 -0400

dranoparty:

for christmas my mom got me a shirt with something i said to her when i was really hungover once on it.

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:49:04 -0400

castielofasgard:

Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:06:38 -0400

Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far

nerdgaasm: buttlid: kymherz: ippinka: Try out a cool way to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:52:14 -0400

nerdgaasm:

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

ladies and gentlemen the future

sammneiland: thegistcali: Article from The...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:34:34 -0400

sammneiland:

thegistcali:

Article from The Guardian

congrats.

you’re all attracted to robots now.

deviantgeekgirl: Cammy from Street Fighter in the style of 50’s...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:26:03 -0400

deviantgeekgirl:

Cammy from Street Fighter in the style of 50’s pin-up by artist Vandrell

spaceyfrancophile: God bless Adventure Time

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:58:42 -0400

spaceyfrancophile:

God bless Adventure Time

automb: I was drinking a glass of water and I remembered I had...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:45:59 -0400

automb:

I was drinking a glass of water and I remembered I had a 1/3 filled water bottle in the freezer, I take it out noticing that it had fallen on the side and froze completely froze. So I cut the ice out and use it as a big ass ice cube jutting out of my cup. I take bites of my ice as I drink and this was no different so I’m nibbling away at this ice every once, not really paying attention and then this time the ice was really hard to break so I bite down really hard and before I know it, water is pouring down my shirt into my lap. I wasn’t eating the ice cube, I WAS FUCKING EATING THE GLASS. I BIT THROUGH A GLASS CUP. NOW MY FACE IS ALL JACKED UP.

I will repeat.

I BIT THROUGH A GLASS CUP.

THIS IS WHAT REMAINS OF MY CUP.

hotstriderbutt: brodave: malformalady: Tree struck by...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:41:36 -0400

hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:54:40 -0400

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:40:08 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:32:21 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 20:37:23 -0400

pizzaforpresident: Instant Crush (ft. Julian Casablancas)Daft...

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:01:55 -0400

pizzaforpresident:

Instant Crush (ft. Julian Casablancas)
Daft Punk

hiddleston-inthe-tardis: doinglaundryismykryptonite: tyleroakle...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:41:39 -0400

hiddleston-inthe-tardis:

doinglaundryismykryptonite:

tyleroakley:

22 Celebrity Impressions singing Firework

BUT HOW

…how.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN??

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:16:00 -0400

WHAT DOES IT MEAN??

brudesworld: “A dream is a wish your heart makes when you’re...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:55:24 -0400

brudesworld:

“A dream is a wish your heart makes when you’re fast asleep. In dreams you will lose your heartaches. Whatever you wish for, you keep. Have faith in your dreams, and someday, your rainbow will come smiling through. No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.”